If you're a single man over 50 living in CA then tonight will be the easiest night to get laid in your entire life. Just walk out to the grocery store with your Biden/ Harris t shirt. Don't fuck it up and good luck.
I'm married and don't have to worry about trying to score anymore. The old burnt out viva trolls are still at it, I see. Glad to see your internet hate still consumes you.
Didn't really mean it like that. I don't have to do the whole "dating" thing anymore is all. I do my best to stay good to the wife and give her love but I hear what you're saying, Ned. Thanks for tip
When I was in my 20-30s, I was amazed at all the tail the 50 n up crowd was getting so I can understand your bitterness towards those of us who have reached our prime. Now I'm here so can tell ya it's all true... don't be a hater just cuz ya ain't here yet, with a bit of luck perhaps you will too. Just stay in shape
I'm 60 and I would love to be called an old geezer, but I look too young
side note - I hope to go out banging, heart attack mid nut
already instructed the wife to ride it out, cremate me and throw the ashes in the Nimmislla Creek in Ohio where I was born, so they can make there way to the Gulf of Mexico and the Florida Coastline, where I intend to die.
Actually, it's funny. The time I went w/ Timpane to see NRPS way back when, chicks were hitting on him. So I suppose he is a good-looking guy, or charismatic or something.
That was a cool show, Stu. Back in the days when zoners actually met up at shows instead of having a political jerk off and troll sessions on this site all day.
What I posted was just my observation, not a theory or projection. NRPS show was just fine, and it happened in Philadelphia, where (at the time) Women went out to see Live Music and have fun.
So it's a bit different compared to Northern Manitoba where the Women have beards and Muk-Luks.
It's truth, though, seeing as how all you did for however many years was troll. Own it, kid. You can even use the excuse that you don't remember or that you were in a different mindset due to substance abuse.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 12:08 pm
If you're a single man over
If you're a single man over 50 living in CA then tonight will be the easiest night to get laid in your entire life. Just walk out to the grocery store with your Biden/ Harris t shirt. Don't fuck it up and good luck.
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on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 12:14 pm
Why, is Melania gonna be in
Why, is Melania gonna be in Cali tonight?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 12:19 pm
Timpane, I bet you can tape a
Timpane, I bet you can tape a $ 1,000.00 bill to your forehead tonight, and you will still come up dry.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sigmund SeaMonster
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:00 pm
Legalize It Yeah! Yeah!
Legalize It Yeah! Yeah!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:01 pm
Does president Kamala like
Does president Kamala like being called "Chief" ??
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:06 pm
https://en.m.wiktionary.org
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/chief
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:18 pm
I'm married and don't have to
I'm married and don't have to worry about trying to score anymore. The old burnt out viva trolls are still at it, I see. Glad to see your internet hate still consumes you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim Wheres My Flashbacks
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:19 pm
Yea she does!
Yea she does!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary Rasmataz
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:21 pm
^ lighten up nancy, making
hey tinpan - lighten up nancy, making fun of morons never goes out of style
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 01:51 pm
Note left for Biden:
Note left for Biden:
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:10 pm
Ras- your jokes suck. Happy
Ras- your jokes suck. Happy trolling to you and your cronies in 2021. I'm sure you're all real proud of your false internet personalities
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:23 pm
>> I'm married and don't have
>> I'm married and don't have to worry about trying to score anymore <<
You mighty want to try a little harder. Apathy can kill any "good" relationship, and quickly. Maybe act like you're still courting her.
- Advice from 50+ Zoner
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:29 pm
Timpane, no persona here and
Timpane, no persona here and I would tell my friends the same thing if they spouted off with the same bullshit you stated
so women are going to be just dropping there pants in Cali, because Biden won?, a lot of respect there for the better gender
act like a dick and expect to be treated like a dick, but
keep playing the victim
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:29 pm
Didn't really mean it like
Didn't really mean it like that. I don't have to do the whole "dating" thing anymore is all. I do my best to stay good to the wife and give her love but I hear what you're saying, Ned. Thanks for tip
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:31 pm
Not really sure what you're
Not really sure what you're talking about, Fabez. You came into the thread with some hate and are still on it for whatever reason. Not sure why.
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on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:34 pm
No I came in with a pretty
No I came in with a pretty funny joke, imo
i apologize if It hurt your feelings
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: No mas naranja. mikeedwardsetc
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:35 pm
TImpane, I know you're
TImpane, I know you're obsessed with geezers, but I didn't realize that extended to our sex lives too.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:39 pm
I'm sure everybody thinks you
I'm sure everybody thinks you're super cool now, guy.
>>>geezers>>> sex lives>>>>
If you're old and still have a sex life then congrats. Seriously, that's fucking awesome. Not sure 50 year olds are really geezers though.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:40 pm
When I was in my 20-30s, I
When I was in my 20-30s, I was amazed at all the tail the 50 n up crowd was getting so I can understand your bitterness towards those of us who have reached our prime. Now I'm here so can tell ya it's all true... don't be a hater just cuz ya ain't here yet, with a bit of luck perhaps you will too. Just stay in shape
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:43 pm
Like I said, if you're doing
Like I said, if you're doing well with your sex life at an older age that's great. More power to you. No hate for ya. May many more come your way
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: No mas naranja. mikeedwardsetc
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:45 pm
> Not sure 50 year olds are
> Not sure 50 year olds are really geezers though.
So what's the threshold of geezerhood in your opinion? I'm 60 if it matters.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:49 pm
If I get over 80 I'm fine
If I get over 80 I'm fine with being called a "geezer" by then. Not sure what the exact requirements would be for geezer hood though
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: No mas naranja. mikeedwardsetc
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:51 pm
So Biden's not a geezer? He's
So Biden's not a geezer? He's 78.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:57 pm
I really don't care. What do
I really don't care. What do you think, Mike? Yay or nay?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 02:59 pm
I'm 60 and I would love to be
I'm 60 and I would love to be called an old geezer, but I look too young
side note - I hope to go out banging, heart attack mid nut
already instructed the wife to ride it out, cremate me and throw the ashes in the Nimmislla Creek in Ohio where I was born, so they can make there way to the Gulf of Mexico and the Florida Coastline, where I intend to die.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 03:01 pm
Speaking of geezer sex, when
Speaking of geezer sex, when's the last time Melania spread her legs for Don? The day she got preggers with Baron?
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on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 03:01 pm
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lord Kalvert Lloyd_Klondike
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 03:20 pm
stop calling me Chief
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 08:24 pm
Actually, it's funny. The
Actually, it's funny. The time I went w/ Timpane to see NRPS way back when, chicks were hitting on him. So I suppose he is a good-looking guy, or charismatic or something.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 08:59 pm
Maybe they were choosing the
Maybe they were choosing the lesser of two evils
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 09:07 pm
Haha ^
Haha ^
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: long live the dead love matters
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 09:17 pm
Dis gusting
Dis
gusting
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: long live the dead love matters
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 09:19 pm
Or charismatic or "something
Or charismatic or "something "
when standing next to you?
are you sure they were "chicks"
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on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 09:22 pm
I was just going to say when
I was just going to say when I seen nrps there may of been 4 women at the show and one had a beard
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 – 09:28 pm
I'm guessing that it was back
I'm guessing that it was back when he was partying, and he was the dude with a big bag of blow. Charisma...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Thursday, January 21, 2021 – 05:52 am
That was a cool show, Stu.
That was a cool show, Stu. Back in the days when zoners actually met up at shows instead of having a political jerk off and troll sessions on this site all day.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Thursday, January 21, 2021 – 07:53 am
There's a not so subtle irony
There's a not so subtle irony about you talking about trolling, Timpy.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Thursday, January 21, 2021 – 08:00 am
Hey, Bk. Fuck off.
Hey, Bk. Fuck off.
Thanks.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Thursday, January 21, 2021 – 12:05 pm
What I posted was just my
What I posted was just my observation, not a theory or projection. NRPS show was just fine, and it happened in Philadelphia, where (at the time) Women went out to see Live Music and have fun.
So it's a bit different compared to Northern Manitoba where the Women have beards and Muk-Luks.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Thursday, January 21, 2021 – 12:21 pm
Touchy...lol
Touchy...lol
It's truth, though, seeing as how all you did for however many years was troll. Own it, kid. You can even use the excuse that you don't remember or that you were in a different mindset due to substance abuse.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Thursday, January 21, 2021 – 01:36 pm
Dating in your 50s (during a
Dating in your 50s (during a pandemic) is quite interesting. I think you'll do OK, Timpy.
That said, I think I found a keeper :)