I don't think I have random thoughts. Their timing is largely arbitrary, but the thoughts themselves are always linked to things I have thought before.
Picture a wind swept beach at midnight, with arabian horses kicking sand, scantly clad women danceing in a dreamlike trance, all while monolithic shapes steam across a nearly invisible moonlit sky; when all of a sudden, out of nowhere a gypsy offers an anatomical snuff box 2 the shimmying hat wearing ensemble, who seem more interested in the mysterious ways of the ships that sail through the clouds.
it was 1970 when the dead first entered my consciousness. i had been long into the wmca good guys on am radio & 45's. then fm appeared on the scene. i had a new stereo and bucks to buy my first 2 albums -ever. i came home with the young rascals and the grateful dead. i liked the cover art. reflections @ 60
Step 13. Keep repeating your name to remind yourself that you have a body. Shower repeatedly to wash away the overwhelming forces of evil fighting over your soul in between rounds of projectile diarrhea. Marvel at just how full of shit you are.
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Egg drop soup is difficult to
Egg drop soup is difficult to eat.
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Furthur was the Odouls of
Furthur was the Odouls of post Jerry bands.
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Frisbee dogs rock!
Frisbee dogs rock!
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I just put instant coffee in
I just put instant coffee in the microwave and traveled back in time.
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Why am I sitting in front of
Why am I sitting in front of a computer right now???????
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Never thought I'd see a
Never thought I'd see a President worse than Nixon.
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I've now twice heard "Love in
I've now twice heard "Love in the summer," Mayer's new tune, and it started to grow on me the second time. God help me!
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What if c-a-t really spells
What if c-a-t really spells dog? (ok, stolen from a movie)
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No, we can't just all get
No, we can't just all get along.
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if i had a time machine,
if i had a time machine, would i use it?
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As one gets older, why does
As one gets older, why does hair disappear from the head & grow in the ears & nose?
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What if six turned out to be
What if six turned out to be nine?
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There's this stuff and there
There's this stuff and there's that stuff, everything else is other stuff.
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Is a picture worth a thousand
Is a picture worth a thousand words
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Is a fortune cookie message a
Is a fortune cookie message a random thought?
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I like my new bicycle.
I like my new bicycle.
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Why does a good buzz have to
Why does a good buzz have to wear off?
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I don't think I have random
I don't think I have random thoughts. Their timing is largely arbitrary, but the thoughts themselves are always linked to things I have thought before.
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Should I stay at work or
Should I stay at work or should I skip out for a high tide beach fishing session?
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How do noun cases work in
How do noun cases work in each of the major European languages?
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Who is the most recent
Who is the most recent Nietzchean?
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Why don't Maple trees grow in
Why don't Maple trees grow in the Netherlands?
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The government is secretly
The government is secretly putting dog hormones in the water supply in an attempt to make Americans more obedient.
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Why do some people refuse to
Why do some people refuse to pick up after their dog poops?
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What is "Walking wond" and
What is "Walking wond" and why does it keep following me around the zone?
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I wonder what Nick does for
I wonder what Nick does for fun now
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Life sucks then you die
Life sucks then you die
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Why do dogs love to play "tug
Why do dogs love to play "tug of war", and how long has this battle been waging?
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Mi gato es un troll
Mi gato es un troll
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How long can fish hold their
How long can fish hold their breath?
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How many licks does it take
How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie roll pop?
The world may never know...
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Change Out Your Wine and Beer
Change Out Your Wine and Beer Glassware Frequently
ENJOY LIFE
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I live my life per fortune
I live my life per fortune cookie wisdom.
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Everything is political if
Everything is political if you think about it.
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What would a chair look like
What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
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Picture a wind swept beach at
Picture a wind swept beach at midnight, with arabian horses kicking sand, scantly clad women danceing in a dreamlike trance, all while monolithic shapes steam across a nearly invisible moonlit sky; when all of a sudden, out of nowhere a gypsy offers an anatomical snuff box 2 the shimmying hat wearing ensemble, who seem more interested in the mysterious ways of the ships that sail through the clouds.
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No one quotes these threads
No one quotes these threads
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Dead Kennedys tomorrow night
Dead Kennedys tomorrow night in Ft. Pierce........hells ya
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If i could grow a fur coat
If i could grow a fur coat for the winter, I could turn the thermostat way down and not have laundry to wash.
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The cops kick my door in and
The cops kick my door in and knock the crack pipe out of my mouth like I am some sort of a criminal........
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Winter's over, I am waiting
Winter's over, and I am waiting for Rainbows.
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Someone snatched one of my
Someone snatched one of my good running socks in the laundry room. What do I do now? Ugh
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it was 1970 when the dead
it was 1970 when the dead first entered my consciousness. i had been long into the wmca good guys on am radio & 45's. then fm appeared on the scene. i had a new stereo and bucks to buy my first 2 albums -ever. i came home with the young rascals and the grateful dead. i liked the cover art. reflections @ 60
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according to my Snapple the
according to my Snapple the other day, "Eating 600 bananas is the equivalent of one chest x-ray in terms of radiation." in case you were wondering...
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to
Wouldn't it be cheaper to conduct military training along the border than building a wall?
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When will pussy grabin
When will pussy grabin Fridays get rolling?
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Why don't they make a
Why don't they make a sweetener from the pollen of marijuana plants and call it "sweet and high"?
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Nothin' ain't worth nothin'
Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.
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Honestly thought it was
Honestly thought it was Sunday until just now, 2pm cst. shit. lol
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I hope I die in my sleep like
I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
- Jack Handey -
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[George Santos] looks like
[George Santos] looks like Marco Rubio's Clark Kent.
~Emmy Blotnik~
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Don't put pastry brushes in
Don't put pastry brushes in the microwave to sanitize them. They burn!
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If it looks like a duck...
If it looks like a duck...
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What if the Hokey Pokey
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
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A quote from Jim Rockford aka
A quote from Jim Rockford aka James Garner
"I like to rub my finger on it before I make a decision"
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If I put helium in my car
If I put helium in my car tires, maybe I can get better mileage.
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Why are apartments all
Why are apartments all together?
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Man who lay woman on bed
Man who lay woman on bed spring this spring
have offspring next spring
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Recently opened fortune
Recently opened fortune cookie:
Man with hole in head feel foolish
Man with hole in pocket feel nuts
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surrender to the phlow
surrender to the phlow
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A friend of mine once had the
A friend of mine once had the insight that outer space began just beyond her belly button.
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A combination of
A combination of
"Scooby Doo!" in said voice
and
If you could hand pick one Dead cover band that are alive and playing right now (including former members) who would you slot at each position?
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Gandhi when asked what he
Gandhi when asked what he thought of Western Civilization - " I think it would be a good idea."
Let's forget about today until tomorrow - Dylan
Everybody knows you live forever when you've done a little line or two. - L. Cohen
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Should I get VIP or regular
Should I get VIP or regular tickets for the Mayer tour.
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Step 13. Keep repeating your
Step 13. Keep repeating your name to remind yourself that you have a body. Shower repeatedly to wash away the overwhelming forces of evil fighting over your soul in between rounds of projectile diarrhea. Marvel at just how full of shit you are.
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“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER
“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”
― St. George
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>>>>>If 4 out of 5 people
>>>>>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
...then a lot of folks are full of shit.