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Egg drop soup is difficult to eat.

Furthur was the Odouls of post Jerry bands.

Frisbee dogs rock!

I just put instant coffee in the microwave and traveled back in time.

Why am I sitting in front of a computer right now???????

Never thought I'd see a President worse than Nixon.

I've now twice heard "Love in the summer," Mayer's new tune, and it started to grow on me the second time. God help me!

What if c-a-t really spells dog? (ok, stolen from a movie)

No, we can't just all get along.

if i had a time machine, would i use it?

As one gets older, why does hair disappear from the head & grow in the ears & nose?

What if six turned out to be nine?

There's this stuff and there's that stuff, everything else is other stuff. 

Is a picture worth a thousand words

Is a fortune cookie message a random thought?

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I like my new bicycle.

Why does a good buzz have to wear off?

I don't think I have random thoughts. Their timing is largely arbitrary, but the thoughts themselves are always linked to things I have thought before.

Should I stay at work or should I skip out for a high tide beach fishing session?

How do noun cases work in each of the major European languages? 

Who is the most recent Nietzchean? 

Why don't Maple trees grow in the Netherlands? 

The government is secretly putting dog hormones in the water supply in an attempt to make Americans more obedient. 

Why do some people refuse to pick up after their dog poops?

What is "Walking wond" and why does it keep following me around the zone?

I wonder what Nick does for fun now

Life sucks then you die

Why do dogs love to play "tug of war", and how long has this battle been waging?

Mi gato es un troll

How long can fish hold their breath?

How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie roll pop?

The world may never know...

Change Out Your Wine and Beer Glassware Frequently

 

ENJOY LIFE

I live my life per fortune cookie wisdom.

Everything is political if you think about it.

What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

Picture a wind swept beach at midnight, with arabian horses kicking sand, scantly clad women danceing in a dreamlike trance, all while monolithic shapes steam across a nearly invisible moonlit sky; when all of a sudden, out of nowhere a gypsy offers an anatomical snuff box 2 the shimmying hat wearing ensemble, who seem more interested in the mysterious ways of the ships that sail through the clouds. 

No one quotes these threads 

Dead Kennedys tomorrow night in Ft. Pierce........hells ya

If i could grow a fur coat for the winter, I could turn the thermostat way down and not have laundry to wash.

The cops kick my door in and knock the crack pipe out of my mouth like I am some sort of a criminal........

Winter's over, and I am waiting for Rainbows.

Someone snatched one of my good running socks in the laundry room. What do I do now? Ugh

it was 1970 when the dead first entered my consciousness. i had been long into the wmca good guys on am radio & 45's. then fm appeared on the scene.  i had a new stereo and bucks to buy my first 2 albums -ever. i came home with the young rascals and the grateful dead. i liked the cover art.  reflections @ 60

according to my Snapple the other day, "Eating 600 bananas is the equivalent of one chest x-ray in terms of radiation." in case you were wondering...

Wouldn't it be cheaper to conduct military training along the border than building a wall?  

When will pussy grabin Fridays get rolling?

Why don't they make a sweetener from the pollen of marijuana plants and call it "sweet and high"?

Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.

Honestly thought it was Sunday until just now, 2pm cst. shit. lol

I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

- Jack Handey -

[George Santos] looks like Marco Rubio's Clark Kent.

~Emmy Blotnik~

Don't put pastry brushes in the microwave to sanitize them. They burn! 

If it looks like a duck...

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

A quote from Jim Rockford aka James Garner

 

"I like to rub my finger on it before I make a decision"

If I put helium in my car tires, maybe I can get better mileage. 

Why are apartments all together?

Man who lay woman on bed spring this spring

have offspring next spring 

Recently opened fortune cookie:

Man with hole in head feel foolish

Man with hole in pocket feel nuts

surrender to the phlow

A friend of mine once had the insight that outer space began just beyond her belly button.

A combination of

"Scooby Doo!" in said voice

and

If you could hand pick one Dead cover band that are alive and playing right now (including former members) who would you slot at each position? 

Gandhi when asked what he thought of Western Civilization - " I think it would be a good idea."

Let's forget about today until tomorrow - Dylan

Everybody knows you live forever when you've done a little line or two. - L. Cohen

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Should I get VIP or regular tickets for the Mayer tour.

Step 13.  Keep repeating your name to remind yourself that you have a body. Shower repeatedly to wash away the overwhelming forces of evil fighting over your soul in between rounds of projectile diarrhea. Marvel at just how full of shit you are.

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“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”

― St. George

>>>>>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

 

...then a lot of folks are full of shit.