Cats do what they wanna do

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Cats do what they want, 

Dogs do what you tell them to.

Most dogs are like two-year-old kids - you have to watch them all the time, except when they're asleep.

Cats are more like ten-year-olds - they can take care of themselves most of the time, but you still have to check in on them when things get "too quiet".

I love dogs, cold water bongs, good pizza, and blues songs.

I love cats, hot water bongs, good tacos, and psychedelic songs.

^^^Hot water bongs 

Who knew? Maybe it's like mayonnaise on corn on the cob. Gotta at least try it. Lol

>>>>>Maybe it's like mayonnaise on corn on the cob

Eww!

Much better than that.

^

That could be the chorus!  ( Rag time!).

I'm pretty sure David Bromberg sings this, and says " Next time around, you can make up the words. they all kind of sound the same"

More like a call and response.

{{{{{ elotes }}}}}

I like Esquites better than the Elotes for some reason. Easier I guess.

My dog just leaped up into the tall grass and popped out with a friggin' groundhog in his mouth!

Haha! Sweet

It scared the shit out of me and I screamed. He gave it a couple of head whips, dropped it and ran to my side, proud as proud can be. I think that he surprised himself by actually catching it.

"Cats and women will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs just need to get used to it."

^^^ exactly 

neither gaf about you either :(

Dogs live their lives around people.

People live their lives around cats.

I ran my pipe over by accident the other day- I wish it was my neighbors cat.

My cat had the neighbors cat over for a pipe. They said it was a safety meeting.

And, as we all know, safety is no accident.

Why I have a puppy.