Most dogs are like two-year-old kids - you have to watch them all the time, except when they're asleep.
Cats are more like ten-year-olds - they can take care of themselves most of the time, but you still have to check in on them when things get "too quiet".
It scared the shit out of me and I screamed. He gave it a couple of head whips, dropped it and ran to my side, proud as proud can be. I think that he surprised himself by actually catching it.
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Most dogs are like two-year
Most dogs are like two-year-old kids - you have to watch them all the time, except when they're asleep.
Cats are more like ten-year-olds - they can take care of themselves most of the time, but you still have to check in on them when things get "too quiet".
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I love dogs and cold water
I love dogs, cold water bongs, good pizza, and blues songs.
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I love cats, hot water bongs,
I love cats, hot water bongs, good tacos, and psychedelic songs.
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^^^Hot water bongs
^^^Hot water bongs
Who knew? Maybe it's like mayonnaise on corn on the cob. Gotta at least try it. Lol
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>>>>>Maybe it's like
>>>>>Maybe it's like mayonnaise on corn on the cob
Eww!
Much better than that.
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^
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That could be the chorus! ( Rag time!).
I'm pretty sure David Bromberg sings this, and says " Next time around, you can make up the words. they all kind of sound the same"
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More like a call and response
More like a call and response.
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{{{{{ elotes }}}}}
{{{{{ elotes }}}}}
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I like the Esquites better
I like Esquites better than the Elotes for some reason. Easier I guess.
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My dog just leaped up into
My dog just leaped up into the tall grass and popped out with a friggin' groundhog in his mouth!
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Haha! Sweet
Haha! Sweet
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It scared the shit out of me
It scared the shit out of me and I screamed. He gave it a couple of head whips, dropped it and ran to my side, proud as proud can be. I think that he surprised himself by actually catching it.
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"Cats and women will do as
"Cats and women will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs just need to get used to it."
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^^^ exactly
^^^ exactly
neither gaf about you either :(
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Dogs live their lives around
Dogs live their lives around people.
People live their lives around cats.
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I ran my pipe over by
I ran my pipe over by accident the other day- I wish it was my neighbors cat.
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My cat had the neighbors cat
My cat had the neighbors cat over for a pipe. They said it was a safety meeting.
And, as we all know, safety is no accident.
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Why I have a puppy.
Why I have a puppy.