Beware of Dave from Maryland

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Some of you know me others don't.  Though I don't post a lot, I probably have a good reputation as a Zoner and long time Deadhead. 

As some may know I have been dealing with some seriously stressful issues regarding the settlement of my mother's estate. As a result I was unable to make tonight's Phil show.

As I  have done many times over  the years I posted on the ticket board to dispose of my ticket. I was willing to take less than face (my cost) and even if necessary miracle it to someone. I received a text message from this guy Dave. Below is the complete transcript exchange:

Hi, my name is Dave I saw your post on the vivalazone and was wondering if you still have the ticket? If you do where would i need to meet you to pick up ticket, I would be coming from Maryland, also would you take $60, that's about all I can afford with all the tolls lol

Yes it's available. I'm in jersey. I'm not far off the  turnpike. We would just need to set a time. 

Cool, about how long does it take to get to the cap from where your at

About an hour and forty minutes.

 Could you meet sometime around 4?

Yes. Earlier would be better but no later than 4:30  is that ok?

Yea that works, what exit on the turnpike do I need to take and I'll try and get there closer to 330 

Exit 8. Call me when you're close to the exit and I'll tell you where to meet me. 

Cool, will do and I'll be there no later than 4 but I'll try and be closer to 330

Great. That's fine. 

At around 3:35 I had not heard from him and tried to call, no answer and the voicemail was full. The following are the texts o subsequently sent with no response.

Hey Dave. Tried calling but you're not picking up and your voicemail is full. What's your eta?

I didn't sell this ticket to someone else so I hope you're still coming. 

Dude what's your story? You're not answering your phone. 

Dave. I've tried calling and texting you. No response. Not cool! Not even the courtesy to let me know your late or not coming. I could have sold the ticket to someone else or even done a miracle to someone. I'll be letting the zone know about you. Bad karma is coming your way. 

 

I never heard anything from this  P.O.S.

I had to get this off my chest. I'm sure the Zone will respond appropriately. Beware of this sorry excuse of a human being. Thanks for letting me vent. 

 

 

Possibly something urgent, perhaps even some seriously stressful event, came up for him? Or possibly the dude was hitting the bong. Without knowing, is it fair or wise to instantly turn to the mob on the dude?

Ha ha ha.....the bad karma curse route. 

 

No excuse for not at least letting me know he wasn't going to show. 

No excuse? None at all? Whoa.

lol

Seadog once joked about Barry Sless' mustache. 

This is why the lurkers won't post.

Dave's not here man.

Is this also why more females are not here?

Is anybody else hoping that last volly of texts were sent in quick succession?

Like, two minutes apart.

I was thinking 2 minutes total

Thoughtless deecks like Dave abound in the ticket folder when there's a shoe.

"Buyers" and "sellers" alike can flake on ya.

But you're not supposed to talk about it, apparentlycheeky

I'll keep that in mind if you ever get dox'd, Bluestnote. "You're not supposed to talk about it."

I got Rooked but was not supposed to object 'cause, apparently, "Sideshow Bob's a Real Earner so He Can Afford It"

hahaha...you beat me to it babe ;) 

My response was gonna be something akin to " I learned my lesson about trusting zoners when promises are broken due to greed and self serving entitled posers  !!! "




Hey jamspace, didn't ya know you are not supposed to get upset about it ( sarcasm), unless it happened to ONE of the self serving zoners that post here...then it's ok to rant and bitch .. ;)










  All like 5th grade up in here, right Ateix....surprise lol !!!

Lyn, are you familiar with the term "dox"?

Never underestimate the karmic power of Barry Sless' mustache.

Sless had that stache' in the fifth grade.

I'll be letting the zone know about you<<<<<

 

That's so gangsta...

I genuinely cannot make heads or tails of what you wrote up there, Lynn.

Too Many Daves


Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did.   And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos.   And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot.   And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack.   And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy.   And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt.   Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy.   And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill.   And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy.   And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters.   And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate ...
But she didn't do it.   And now it's too late.

-- Dr. Seuss

<<<genuinely cannot make heads or tails of what you wrote up there, Lynn.

 

 

Glad I'm not the only one.

Exit 8. Call me when you're close to the exit and I'll tell you where to meet me.  <<<<<

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 What if Dave's dead?

(((Dave)))

Javaless  Dave is from Maryland.  

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

I started this thread for two reasons. Primarily to warn other Zoners not to deal with this individual and secondly to vent the waste of a ticket. Secondly to express my anger about getting screwed over and having a ticket go to waste when I had another buyer, or would have given it away (but by that time it was too late).

Most of the responses here are why I don't waste much time with the zone anymore, and why I'll probably spend even less going forward. 

There are many good and kind Zoners I've connected with over the years like Roshambo, Judit, NYC Dave, Cat, Cryptical, Fitzman and too many to mention. My apologies if I didn't mention your name, and many that aren't around anymore or didn't come over from the old zone. It's too bad and sad. 

That being said, I hope Phil delivers a good show when I go tonight. I surely need one. 

You all have a safe and happy Memorial Day weekend. God bless America. 

Peace to all. 

GCZ.

GCZ = Grasshopper Club Zurich? (I Googled)

 

Thank you, Jamspace. I hope that you will come back.

 

No, JR, I'm from Virginia, but then again, comprehension, accuracy and graciousness have never been your strong suits.

I wonder if anyone was able to call and harass him before the mods edited the original thread title. 

Sorry Dave.  However, personal put downs aren't necessary. 

Didn't notice that they pulled his telephone number from the thread title. I understand why. It was the only way I had to identify him as he never texted me his last name. I have that number of anyone needs it to identify him. 

Any chance you could post his address, DOB, and SSN so other Zoners are sure to steer clear of this miscreant, Jamspace?

You always bring the laughs St. Mark. Wish I could. Lol. Hope all is well with you. 

Dave is probably having a good laugh about this over on ThePhilZone.net. 

We'll see who's laughing when we get a DNA match.

<<<ThePhilZone.net. 

 

Lol.

Tatters wins the thread.

 

 

I agree Dise. Very funny. Trying to remember which movie that was from. 

deadbeat dave

Good lookin' out 

For what its worth...thank you for the head's up Bob! We can all make our own decisions, but I appreciate that Bob is looking out for others who may be in the same situation.

 

What about the StubHubs?

This whole "meet me at Exit 9" thing seems a bit dated.

Thanks Rosenesq. Finally someone who understood the purpose of the thread. 

Nedb,  I don't think Stubhub will work when it's a hard ticket.

^for future reference, you can have the hard ticket converted to an e-ticket

I thought the purpose of this thread was to blow up that guy's voicemail and inbox with threatening messages. Damn.

There's no taking back the things I sent that dude.

>>> I probably have a good reputation as a Zoner

 

so much for that...

 

((((Doxxed Dave))))

>>>There's no taking back the things I sent that dude 

Don't be so hard on yourself. I get hate mail all the time; mostly from Judit. 

>There's no taking back the things I sent that dude

 

 

Oh boy, Ateix, might we be seeing a "Beware of Ateix" thread coming soon?

I met a dude named Dave from Maryland this weekend and I started to light into him about the whole ticket fiasco but he was claiming that it wasn't him at all and that he "knew nothing about it" but I still kind of think it might have been him. 

This thread is an interesting take on the ticket thing. Most of time the problem is that someone pays for a ticket and doesn't get it. This here situation is the double-reverse. Not only was no money transferred, the OP was willing to actually miracle the ticket.

Dave from MD: you POS! You took away the possibility of a mother-fucking miracle, and you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your life!

Good point 

This might be an appropriate time to tell all of you that Alan from Wisconsin has a tendency to see fake hits of L so beware of him too.

Dave from Maryland was not at DelFest in Maryland this past Weekend.

Had he been there,  I would have not sold him any Ice or Beer.

OP is a good Jerseyland boy,  and deserves the proper etiquette on ticket trades.

I always back up my Jerseyland Brothers & Sisters,  right or wrong. 

MD Dave messed up and owes the VLZ an apology,  period.

pfft

double post crying

Dave won't surface until he's looking for CitiField tix.

He'll want to meet you in Staten Island.

^^^ LOL

 

Bob , I think everyone here understood from the OP, really.

 

))))Dave from Maryland((((

 

 

Keep on truckin, Disco Stu.

Just to set things straight --

I already offered to buy Lunch for Mr. Jamspace at some opportune time in the Future.

Not that such a token gesture will undo the damage perpetrated by MD Dave,  actually just an effort to build Communities amongst Jerseyland Folks.

We are the few, the non-vocal minority, but our Pizza & Cheese Steak set examples for the rest of the second-world States devil

I feel like this thread has a higher than average number of fanny pack enthuiasts.