Florida versus Texas who wins

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Shithole contest 

 

what is democracy anymore!

South Dakota

Texas hands down.

Florida at least has the Keys and more entertaining craziness.

Wyoming has to be up there.   Cold, windy, and desolate, except for a scattering of tiny towns full of cowboys, shit kickers, and bad cops.

Arizona?

 

Georgia  !

Is Georgia the Mississippi of the South ?

Alabamy  baby!

Jesus!   

TX by a Gohmert.

Depends upon the region

Houston vs Miami...Better city and food

Panhandle vs Panhandle.......Beach and caves vs streams and canyons

West Texas vs Everglades.....least amount of humans

OR

Texas Man vs Florida Man......Who is more fucked

I MEAN FUCKED UP POLITICS PEOPLE

was Hitler a gangster too

GOP

Gangster 
Only
Party

 

very sad

Bakersfield is not only a foul-aired, tweaker-infested, low desert shithole that features a broad selection of characters, any one of whom would give Florida Man and his Texas counterpart a good run for their money any day of the week, it also has Kevin McCarthy for its congressperson. To borrow a fishcane post from another thread earlier today, Bakersfield is "a failure among losers."

>>>Kevin McCarthy for its congressperson

Kevin McCarthy lives in my son's apartment building in DC.  He sometimes runs into his security detail in the hallway.

I don't know if you've seen the story yet, Ken, but McCarthy's apartment made the news yesterday.

Kevin McCarthy says he rented a ‘room’ — in a 7,000-square-foot penthouse

Kevin McCarthy was criticized the other night by Tucker Carlson of Fox News Channel for renting an apartment in the District from pollster Frank Luntz, a longtime Republican pollster who also does a lot of corporate work (and has been critical of former president Donald Trump).

“Kevin McCarthy promises Republicans he shares their values,” Carlson said. “He tells them he’s on their side. He says he will fight for them against permanent Washington, the forces that would like to destroy their lives … and at the end of the day, Kevin McCarthy goes home to Frank Luntz’s apartment in Penn Quarter and laughs about it.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/05/05/kevin-mccarthy-says-h...

My son mentioned just this morning that Tucker Carlson was bitching about Kevin McCarthy's apartment the other day, but hadn't seen the story.   Thanks.

DeSantis is so high strung if you say the wrong thing (right to some) he will blow a gasket.

 

which state is reaping all the benefits of modern conservatism?

i mean citizens of those states must be doing exceptionally well!

 

It's "Fucker"  Carlson, not "Tucker"

Florida hands down! Florida has all the acid. Ask Tim! laugh

Thanks zoners. I would have never thought of McArthur's apt. till now. Thanks for the very fleeting thought while waiting outside for take out.

Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean, Florida for the win 

I really dont like Texas at all and have spent a lot of good times in FL over the years so FL basically is much "better" in my view. Lately, however, in the Desantis/tRump era and with the many more people flocking to live there (it was already crowded) it seems that 'the FL experience' has degraded overall and it's political environment even more so. I admit that I have not been there since 2015 but also have no desire to go back soon either. 

Texans are the best at moving into the fast lane when a vehicle has pulled over on the shoulder. 

 

Seriously...

I believe it's technically the correct move johnny

Most truckers will do this.  I'm sure most are legit, but I wonder how many are just being passive aggressive?

Texan politicians have oil and are more heavily armed.  Plus, they enjoy rattlesnake roundups.

Floridian politicians have citrus everywhere and smile while avoiding alligators on their bicycles. Plus, the lsd factor.

Florida for the win!

You know those signs you see at state lines.. both should read this: Welcome to Florida. We're dumb. Welcome to Texas. Still loving Belle Starr.

Who was the Zoner who somewhat recently said that he was moving to the Independent State of Texas?

What about North Dakota?  
 

...if we are expanding the map into ND, etc, I am sure there is some remaining scrutiny for ID, KS, NE, and a few others

My in laws are in Texas 101 fever and a cough for over a week, went to the dr twice... no covid test,.. “my daughter said to get tested for covid” dr “what’s your daughter a yankee Jew”

 

Damn.  If that's true, that Doc should be made famous.

"Doxxed" is such a loaded word.

so there's no Confederate Jews ?

Florida wins.

 

Everybody knows Florida Man throws hands.

 

The real numbers that count

Rona Deaths May 6,2021

Texas.........57

Florida.......85

No winner here

Actually Florida leads the way with all 50 states and a couple of territories

Ron DeathSantis Make the USA like FLA    2024

 

 

Florida , no state or Local taxes, we get the custies that come down for two weeks a year to cover those costs 

 

Texas, who the fuck wants to visit Texas 

>Everybody knows Florida Man throws hands.

 

old men will stop their cars in the middle of the street to drop gloves down here, nothing like watching two gezzers  going at it in the middle of the road at a red light  

May 7th Death Totals

Texas 50

Florida 66

For the 11th day in a row Florida leads the Nation

Texas is bulkier, but Florida has a bigger d*ck.

DeSantis?

Rick Scott.  He's got a slit on top of his head.  He never looks down at a press conference.  If he can help it.

Small town Utah for honorable mention; 

Night of Liberty- Giant Syringe Burn- End Medical Tyranny - Moroni, Utah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=j7xFabyn7Iw&fbclid=IwAR0BN6P...

. The Republican Party’s efforts to limit voting rights are making inroads.

Florida and Texas became the latest states to move toward limiting voter access after November’s elections, joining Republican-backed measures in Georgia, Montana and Iowa. Other states including Arizona, Michigan and Ohio are considering their own bills.

On Thursday, Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida signed a law that restricts absentee ballots, a popular method of voting in that state, and expands a current rule that prohibits outside groups from canvassing close to polling places. Critics say the new law will disproportionately hurt people of color.

The Texas House of Representatives passed a similar measure last week that would also greatly empower partisan poll watchers. If Gov. Greg Abbott signs the bill, which he supports, Texas will become one of the most difficult states in the nation in which to cast a ballot.

Without an effective legislative or legal strategy, Democrats are applying pressure on their allies in Washington and trying to energize supporters ahead of the 2022 midterm elections.

The sweeping new measures echo the fictional narrative from Donald Trump and his allies that the electoral system is rigged against him. Between the new laws, the vilification of Representative Liz Cheneyand a bizarre recount in Arizona, it has become clear just how absolute Trump’s grip on Republicans remains, our political correspondent writes.

Bryen?

Bry

GOP has becoming a "circular firing squad."

trumpeltons

 

>>  Texas, who the fuck wants to visit Texas 

I dunno, ever visited? 

I dunno about visiting, but Texas must be doing something right.  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population

4) Houston (too close to New Orleans)

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7) San Antonio

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9) Dallas (got a soft Machine)

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11) Austin

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13) Fort Worth

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Lots of good people in those cities and elsewhere in Tejas (Florida too!)...just gotta look around.

what redneck said

also:

#floridaman

and as far as failing at democracy:

georgia all the everloven day

54/9

13 in a row

My daughter is escaping Texas after two years

Denver bound

thank GOD!!!? 

 >> Moroni, Utah

It must be a nice place to live, it's not in Florida or Texas.

LOTS of people must live there.

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