weed shop advice needed

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I'm going to one for the first time today. I don't use ganja and haven't in many years so have no clue what to expect. I'm bringing a contribution to a get together this weekend . What should I look for or stay away from? Gonna prob try to buy a 1/4 oz if they sell it like that...I won't be using it but want to make it worth it for the hosts 

here's the shop:

https://flynnstoned.com/
 

all Custie tips welcome 

IMO this is just too nuanced a minefield for a non participant to navigate

the matt's party ball or perhaps a bottle of Doubleday bourbon will go much farther

Not that type of party really. I just went in and told em the same thing and they sold a couple jars of who knows what 

Man, relying on budtenders is even worse than walking into a liquor store super center and asking, "So, what's good?"

What Bss said, but am I missing something? The website doesn't seem to have a menu, or any clickable links.

People who call it "flower"

First time in a weed store and I went bonkers, wife had to tell me to take it easy

walked out $1200 lighter

I bought everything

There's a menu via QR code

I'm not even seeing that.

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Must only be on mobile. I'm on my desktop.

 last time I purchased marijuana, Nancy Reagan was still waving her finger at me

Just say Nancy!

I suppose you'll need to decide whether you want sativa (lighter high, good with coffee, etc), vs indica (much deeper high, good with dessert), vs CBD (doesn't get you high, but good for what ails ya).

Next, what are the THC percentages (is it really strong, say in the 30% range,  or weak, say the %teens)

Finally, smell / taste...   folks can be rather particular this way, but have a smell and see what strikes your fancy.  Our dispensary always has sales (oz's, quarters, etc), so I usually go w/ the highest percentage items with the smell / look I like the most!

 

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Yeah it's complicated now. Not sure if you drink but you could end up bringing a nice bottle of bourbon to someone who only drinks wine. You really need more to go on. The friends I know who indulge the most don't smoke any bud. They vape, eat edibles, or do the whole complicated blow torch thing. Then there is the Indica/Sativa/Hybrid thing. I only smoke Indica or a hybrid that is heavily weighted toward Indica. If someone gave me a quarter of sativa I would thank them and re-gift. 

Good stuff,gang thanks!  I used to just buy what the dealer had. Hilarious how complicated it got in my absence

just get whatever smells the most like gasoline and you will probably be pretty safe. TBH i dont even know how i would explain how to find the best weed to someone who hasnt smoked in 30+ years aside from that. assuming you can smell the buds, youre basically looking for as little earthy, hay, incense, cut grass or herbal/leafy smells as possible, with as much solventy gasoline smell as possible.

pick the one with the prettiest packaging

" Cop Question" ohhh nevermind

The cops are all working there now instead  as the pay is better 

Too late but for something like that I'd ask for a giggly Sativa.  
 

indicas are party killers. 

you can walk in there and tell them how you want to feel

and they give you that

also tho some places are sketchy and custy

Tim you never not crack me up

Fishcane, always look at the harvest date when buying from a dispensary.

The old stuff is always on deep discount.

But hey I'm in a state that reportedly has a 7 year backlog of harvest... so hard used to appear in the front porch when I had a porch.

The only time I go is when I want to find the Blue Dream strain, my fav.

Buy your pothead friends an assortment of roach clips. They will appreciate the practical utilitarian features as well as the nostalgic feelings evoked by passing a resin-drenched smoldering joint stub around, clenched in a springy piece of wire, without lighting the carpet on fire.

I haven't ever gone to a dispensary and haven't smoked in 4 years  (my preferred way) but may have to go to one if I can't friends who have Blue Dream from their gardens. I'm with you, LLOLLO, it's my favorite, too.

Starting to check around. I have tincture I made from Blue Dream but I just don't love ingesting.

edit to my post: replace "hard" with "jars"

Judit!  If you can't find any BD let me know... I know of a few reliable sources here in Portland.

Happy to deliver on next trip south... hopefully July for music.. 

 

Was intending to grow one this year but couldn't find a cutting of it at the right time.

Fishcane, meant to recommend these apps: Leafly and Weedmaps.

Helpful when traveling to other legal states.

Lots of educational reading and user opinions about which strains are fine-tuned for various activities,

That's great, thanks!

^^the funniest review i ever read on Leafly was years ago for GG4:  I love this strain!  Knocks my wife right out and I can watch whatever I want on television.

From a fan who says it sparks creativity. 

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I just get whatever the weedman has that day.

 Slickrock, that's a big part of it for me. Also focus, lightness, a high, not a stone, and few munchies. Kind of perfect for me.